Madame Magduschka - the Mistress of Mischief

A troupe like the Kittens, which such lovely and innocent showgirl babies, needs a proper madam to keep them out of trouble. This is Magduschka's job. No starry-eyed suitor, sweet-toothed sugar daddy or sex-crazed stalker gets past her and she keeps all the girls in check. If anyone should get hung-over, knocked-up or broken hearted it's not because she didn't do her job properly, but rather because she did it a little too well, if you know what I mean...

She knows the Kittens better than anyone and takes splendid care of her girls, always ready to kiss and make it better (especially if we've hurt our bosoms or behinds), or let us sit on her lap (we call it "the casting couch") to be comforted. If a Kitten finds herself in a pinch, chances are it's between Magduschka’s thumb and index finger. She is also our splendid compere, and no show would be a success without her sharp wit, wicked tongue and plunging neck-line. She is a dirty old man in a gorgeous young woman's body - the best of two worlds!